A humorous bit of Southern-ness…

Real Southern Men

Twanglish Lessons is your semi-unregularly posted guide to mastering the finer points of the Official Language of the South. Remember: it’s not English; it’s Twanglish.

We know what you’re thinking: “Where in the world have our Twanglish Lessons been these last few weeks? There are millions of Real Southerners out there whom we can’t understand without your tutelage and sage wisdom.”

Fear not, dear reader. We, the guardians of Southern idiomatics, have been roaming the countryside far and wide in search of those increasingly rare and insightful bits of Twanglish with which to sate your ever-growing hunger for knowledge.

(Seriously, easy on the knowledge hunger. You don’t want to gorge yourself and trigger a nasty bout of knowledge retching. Unless you’re on Jeopardy. Then, just make sure it’s retched in the form of a question.)

How far have we gone in our quest for more Twanglish? We’ve traveled to this…

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